It has come to blows with my wife, is the relationship over?

yes she has tried to run me down after i pulled the antifreeze lines and brakes out of her carolla and then drove it into an electric box after i forgot i did this and the engine caught on fire. she was so mad she took my car and tried to run me over, resulting in me using a slingshot to defend myself and shooting a marble at her head from 20 paces, giving her a minor concussion. she then sent her scientologist boyfriend over with a gun to intimidate me, i shot his face with a marbol from my window (i was naked) and he started firing his gun wildly at my house and the police came and hauled him off. i really want to be the man for her, to open doors for her, to allow her to sore above the clouds like the dove she is, in short, i love in her. and now she is taking me to court to try to get the house, and so she is so mad that she didnt even care that i cirsized myself in honer of her and to win her back and almost got fired from the amount of blood coming out of my pants legs. anyways i have offered to poisen myself in honor of her and to prove my commitment, but she is unyielding. so i am undertaking a quest, i am going to become a millionaire and win her love that way by proving that i can work enough overtime at walmart to make 1 million dollars and not even get fired. i also have become selibate and this insident has caused me to become very religious and sttart seeing ghosts around me trying to make me mess up at work, thats why i carry my knife and sling shot everywhere i go becasue i am no coward and i have already fought a german sheperd and not been afraid with only a knife to defend my honor, and i know i can put my knife into my slinghot and shoot it at a target from 15 paces cause i already shot it at the scientologists car as he was trying to run me down, now the cops are trying to get me fired but i will win in the long run. also is it possible to win her back any other ways?