Let us seniors and boomers work together on n application for jobs at the Mc Tealc Towers or Heathers Heaven?a

Well Mc Teal has me behind the bar. I even sleep there! Now I want to apply for the job as receptionist. Here are my credentials. Left school at 14, and was in a Juvenile Centre till 16. Then THEY threw me out, I did not resign. It was their fault, they got upset because I threw food at the cook. I didn't like the colour of the broccoli. Then I changed linen at an hotel. Meaning I put the dirty linen in the basket ready for the cleaners.I have some floristry experience. I changed the dirty water for the flowers in the buckets and swept the floor, in a florist. So I can handle flowers, & put them on the reception desk.Next, a very important job, lots of interaction with people. I was the ticket collecter at the movies. this gave me a lot of experience with the public, in the dark.That ended when a man stepped on my feet, and I hit him, he hit me back and I lost my two front teeth. But Iv'e learned to smile nicely with my lips together. I dress well, running shoes, tight shorts, socks to my knees, tube, (I can put a small top over it), my hair is blond, green and red, long and tangled. I have a stud in my tongue, and some rings in my eyebrows. Oh yes, I have a tatoo on my one knee, which says "get too close and you will feel this knee where it will hurt". and a picture of Popeye under it. So I can take care of difficult customers. I believe I am the most qualified person for the Reception Job. You can call me at the local Police Station, they loan me a cell, when it is not busy. Oh! Yeah! I love hanky panky. They are a great rock group! I'll play that in reception. Yours hopefully, justme